Me: "Jacob, I found this really long piece of fishing line in my laundry basket. Is it yours?"
Jacob: "Oh, no, that's my girfriend's hair."
Me: "Oh, is your girlfriend's name Rapunzel?"
Jacob: "No silly, Rapunzel's hair is like, 3 times as long as my girlfriend's"
Gosh, how does he come up with such quick, funny responses? I'd have been like, "uh, yeah, that's mine, just put it in the garage."
:D I love my brother. The end.
Ok, and another...
My good friend Rachel and I were talking on the phone this evening. I don't remember exactly what we were talking about, but it had something to do with being an old maid.
Rachel: "If I'm unmarried and still living at home when I'm 25, I'm gonna be like 'God, why have you forsaken me?!'"
Mmmm, and I just realized that this probably won't be very funny if you don't know Rachel, so this quote is for those of you who do :)
I remember the time when you guys were talking about how you were going to pray that you marry good, strong, godly men. And then you said: "Man, we really need to pray for Ruby!" haha.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the Jacob quote. But you knew that...
Haha, actually Ruby, we were talking about getting married young that time as well...cause we're not worried that you won't marry a godly man, just that you might not get married at all :P And, of course you know we're teasing, lol, you'll probably beat us both!
ReplyDeleteNo, no. You've GOT IT WRONG, BABY. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
ReplyDelete...sorry.
ASHLEY said if SHE weren't married at 24 SHE'D...Rachel buts--or butts.whatever--in... {insert sarcastic comment foolish Rachel says}
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