...and I got a good laugh out of this!!!
"Here's the solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports:
Have a booth that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on or in your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no worries about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
Have a booth that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on or in your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no worries about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
:-) Now, that's a unique concept!
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