It started out as a conversation about our parents returning home from Europe and how we've eaten while they've been away...not horridly, but there has been a bit more junk-food in the house since they've been gone (in our defense, mom did buy most of it for us before she left). We both decided that we're ready to get back to normal eating habits (ya know, more salads for dinner and all that good stuff). I jokingly mentioned that I have to be able to fit into my bridesmaid's dress for a friend's wedding in 2 1/2 weeks (don't worry Ashlee, the dress still fits fine ;D). Jacob replied that he thinks it would be funny if I didn't fit in the dress.
Me: "Oh, that would be awful!"
Jacob: "But it's a once in a life-time thing. It would be awesome to say that you didn't fit into a dress that you needed to wear for a WEDDING! (see, this is where guys and girls differ; even if that ever did happen, what girl would go around telling people about it? Guys on the other hand, find it FUNNY!)
Me: You have got to be kidding me."
Jacob: "No, I'm totally serious!You girls pass up so many once-in-a-lifetime opportunities. For instance, Angela, Ashlee, and Chloe have all missed perfect times to do something totally out of the ordinary."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Jacob: "How funny would it be if when Peter, Daniel, or Jonathon got down on one knee and asked her to marry him, she said no?!"
Me: "WHAT!? That'd be awful!"
Jacob: "Yes, but funny. I'm not saying she reject him altogether, but maybe just hold off on him for 5 days or so and then 'change her mind'. Or, she could just say 'no' for an instant-just to see his reaction- and then say 'yes'."
Me: "Oh really, and what guy would want to marry a girl who would do that?"
Jacob: "I would! If my girlfriend (if he ever gets one that is, and after this post, that's highly unlikely :P) did that I'd still marry her. You know what would be really funny, if I asked her to marry me and then if she said 'are you serious', I'd say 'no', hahahah."
...and that's why I love my brother :D He's never serious, and therefore always making me laugh.
LOL! That was awesome :-D Thanks for sharing - it brightened my day :-P And yeah, best of luck to Jacob with girls after this post ^_^
ReplyDelete**laughs** I've thought about when I was asked to act all upset and be like, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!??!??! OF COURSE I *pause* ...will marr you." But I don't think I could *really* do that. Don't have the guts. And people would then think I'm a shrew. :P Btw, nice pics! I like your hoodie. (I *love love* hoodies!) and I like his shades. And I LOVE YOU!
ReplyDeleteP.s. I have a misquito bite on my elbow. Fix it.
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ReplyDeleteI meant marry. Not marr. Or mar. Either way, marry is better.
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